It's the Inmate Bookings of the Iron County Sherriff Office.
I hadn't visited it for a while, but tonight I sure was pleased with what I found.
19 people booked.
It's sweet too because a bunch of personal information is listed about the lawbreakers; including their offense, when they were arrested, and their mug shots.
Tonight I was able to piece together my own version of a drug bust.
This guy, Ryan, grows marijuana out in New Harmony. I don't know how successful his business is, but he has at least three customers: Heather, Josh, and Tanara. At about 7:00 on Monday they all met up for a post-Thanksgiving smoke. Perfect timing too since they probably had leftover turkey to satisfy their munchies. Unfortunately, just as they were pulling out their pieces Officer T. Carter showed up and they all got hauled off to the slammer. Ryan was running the operation so he had some brutal charges and to make things worse he tried to give the cops false information. We'll never know if he was intentionally bluffing them or just too baked to remember the truth. Two days later he's still booked with bail posted at $6776.00. Ouch. Apparently the arrests were made pre-drug deal because the other three were only caught with paraphenelia as opposed to the actual drugs. Heather had someone, possibly a sugar daddy, pay her bail bond. The other two weren't so fortunate. Josh and Tanara live together, so who were they supposed to call when their roommate (lover?) was in the clink with them? All in all these fine folk had a rough Monday and I hope all of us pray for them to change their lifestyle in a way that will help them avoid jail the next time around.
Here is their information straight from the website in case you wanted to see the evidence supporting my narrative.
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RYAN
Birth Date: 03/23/76
Address : 2052 S 300 E, NEW HARMONY, UT
Birth Date: 03/23/76
Address : 2052 S 300 E, NEW HARMONY, UT
| Arrest Time/Date | Arrested By | Agency |
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| 19:13:15 11/28/11 | T. Carter | CCPD |
| Statute | Offense | Class | Court | Required Bond | Amt.Paid |
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| 58-37-8(1)(iv) | Possession w Intent t | 2F | 0003 | 2500.00 | [No Payments Made] |
| 58-37-8-PM | Possession Marijuana | AM | 0003 | 1943.00 | [No Payments Made] |
| 76-8-503(1)(a) | False Information | AM | 0003 | 1943.00 | [No Payments Made] |
| 58-37a-5 | Poss. of Drug Paraphe | BM | 0003 | 390.00 | [No Payments Made] |
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HEATHER
Birth Date: 09/19/80
Address : 6058 W 400 N; #B, Iron Co CC Grid, UT
Birth Date: 09/19/80
Address : 6058 W 400 N; #B, Iron Co CC Grid, UT
| Arrest Time/Date | Arrested By | Agency |
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| 19:07:48 11/28/11 | T. Carter | CCPD |
| Statute | Offense | Class | Court | Required Bond | Amt.Paid |
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| 58-37a-5 | Poss. of Drug Paraphe | BM | 0003 | 430.00 | 430.00 |
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JOSHUA LELAND
Birth Date: 10/05/86
Address : 465 N 800 W; #30, CEDAR CITY, UT
Birth Date: 10/05/86
Address : 465 N 800 W; #30, CEDAR CITY, UT
| Arrest Time/Date | Arrested By | Agency |
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| 19:03:00 11/28/11 | T. Carter | CCPD |
| Statute | Offense | Class | Court | Required Bond | Amt.Paid |
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| 58-37a-5 | Poss. of Drug Paraphe | BM | 0003 | 0.00 | [No Payments Made] |
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TANARA LYNN
Birth Date: 09/16/92
Address : 465 N 800 W; #30, CEDAR CITY, UT
Birth Date: 09/16/92
Address : 465 N 800 W; #30, CEDAR CITY, UT
| Arrest Time/Date | Arrested By | Agency |
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| 19:02:10 11/28/11 | T. Carter | CCPD |
| Statute | Offense | Class | Court | Required Bond | Amt.Paid |
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| 58-37a-5 | Poss. of Drug Paraphe | BM | 0003 | [No Payments Made] |
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ReplyDeleteoh laurel, what a hilarious blog post
ReplyDeleteI very much enjoyed this blog. Thank you ma'am
ReplyDeletelol this is halaruise on how u think that shit went down since we got arrested and those charges are added on aftawords n he doesnt grow shit n it wasnt marajane they cared about since we got charges of methaphetimines and tanara n josh got the distrobution charges n dudes is just a warrent for his distrobution charge for a case he is still goin a court for so get ur story straight dum fuk
ReplyDeleteCome on Laurel, you have to have known that crystal is a much bigger bust than some pesky mary jane. Get up on your street smarts and watch some of this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903747/
ReplyDeleteCheers on the post. Funny stuff.