Sunday dinner conversation...
Dad: "We never did get that lumpy dick recipe from grandpa."
Mom: "It's not too late."
Kids: "Gross, we don't want it." "Nobody will eat it with a name like that."
Dad: "What's the problem? It's grandpa's favorite."
Mom: "Have you kids ever tried it?"
Me: "I'm not putting anything in my mouth called lumpy dick."
Lil' Bro: "At least it's not limpy dick."
Laughter erupts around the dinner table.
Isn't it nice when the kids are finally old enough to make dirty jokes that even the parents laugh at.
I like your family.
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